Racist Is The New Gay

No offense to my Gay and Lesbian readers out there for this comparison, but in 2010 it appears that racist is the new gay. Before you start getting visions of Klansmen in Prada sandals and robes by International Male, let me clarify that I am talking in terms of the societal stigmas attached to these labels. In the past, many gay people kept their sexual preference hidden in the closet in order to avoid being judged…or worse. Some still do, although today’s America is a much better place in terms of acceptance of people regardless of their race or sexual orientation. Ironically, this openness has kind of turned the tables on a lot of people with racist viewpoints. Now, they are the ones who are afraid to openly express themselves for fear of condemnation from more progressive members of society.

In essence, most bigots are too bitch-assed to say how they really feel in mixed company. Some of this fear stems from the possibility of instant karma in the form of an ass whipping. However, I believe that more of it comes from being labeled as “racist.” Nobody wants to be branded as racist these days, which is why most people use little code words to get their points across. Read the rest of this entry »

Basketball Leagues That Should Have Been

In the wake of this ridiculous new whites-only basketball league being formed, here are some suggestions of new leagues that would actually make money and be entertaining to watch. The dummy behind this idea should have invested his cash in one of these ideas instead:

The Under 6 Foot Tall Basketball Association – If this existed when I was younger, I would have been all over it. I’d probably still be playing today. I’d be viewed as something like the Karl Malone of the vertically challenged! Alas, it does not exist, and my hoop dreams died when I stopped growing taller around 8th or 9th grade.

Segway-Snuggie-Croc-Nunchuck Basketball – This is kind of like roller derby, but way more kick-ass! It’s a regular basketball game, except the players wear helmets, snuggies over their uniforms and crocs on their feet. There are also two nunchuck wielding segway drivers on each team, clubbing the Hell out of people like gladiators on chariots while leading 35 mph fast-breaks. Sure it’s violent and dangerous…but it has four built-in sponsors: the makers of Segways, the Satanic cult that likely created Snuggies, the evil scientists behind Crocs and the National Nunchuck Enthusiast Foundation.

Prison Yard Games – Talk about your reality TV…This is as real as it gets! When fouls are not called for fear of potentially getting ass-raped after the game, it adds a certain level of intensity to the proceedings.

SNACKSketball – A series of fat people playing one-on-one games to 10, where the winner gets free meals at the restaurant of his or her choice for a week. The loser has to come to the restaurant each day, then sit there and watch the winner eat while handcuffed to a chair. Sure it’s exploitation, but it’s no worse than the racist crap the whites only basketball league is already trying to pull.

If any of you are trying to invest in one of the leagues I thought of, let me know. Let’s get this money!!!

Tell Us How You REALLY Feel, Google

I have no words for this image right here! Thanks to GL0 for posting this hilariously unintentionally racist shit over on Twitter.

Update: Apparently, the phrases “white people stole my car” and “black people stole my car” have been trending on Google like crazy over the past few weeks, as this joke has grown in popularity. Gotta love technology!

Race Baiting Bites Glenn Beck In The Ads

Finally, advertisers are getting fed up with cable “news” shows and the propaganda they’re spewing out. Fox News’ Glenn Beck is feeling the heat from advertiser pullouts in the wake of calling President Obama a racist on his program. The whole situation brings light to the ass-backwards inner workings of cable news in this day and age. The illustration below outlines exactly what I am talking about.    Read the rest of this entry »

Niggatron and Blackiemus Prime

By now, I’m sure you’ve all either seen Transformers II: Revenge of the Fallen, or heard about it. I thought it was as good as the 1st Transformers movie, but not as great as people hyped it up to be. I mean, the special effects are top notch, but the storyline wasn’t the best in my opinion. I didn’t come here to write a review, however. I’m here to talk about the two robots that were pretty much acting like coons half of the movie, Skids and Mudflap of the Autobots. Read the rest of this entry »