Tag Archives: Racist
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Hey Birthers – It DOES Exist!

It’s a damned shame the leader of the free world had to upload his birth certificate to shut people the Hell up. Knowing Birthers, some idiot with no proof whatsoever will try to claim it’s a fraud. It’s crazy how some people would rather look like conspiracy theorist simpletons than openly admit that they don’t [...]

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My Homeless Racist Assailant

I had the most ridiculous racist experience of my life last Thursday. I was working late that evening, and did not leave the office until around 8PM. Instead of going straight home, I decided to stop by the Borders on L Street. That particular store is going out of business, so I decided to reward [...]

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Mel Gibson Hates Everybody!

TMZ is reporting that Mel Gibson dropped the N-bomb on tape while arguing with his baby momma. Here is what he reportedly said to her: “You look like a f*king pig in heat and if you get raped by a pack of ni**ers it will be your fault.” Didn’t this clown learn anything from his [...]

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Rand Paul is a Jackass

I already know what you’re thinking: this title is such a gross understatement! The original title was going to be “Is It OK For Me To Kick Rand Paul’s Ass Now?” but I decided against actual threats of violence directed toward a politician. I have enough problems without the FBI after me. It’s just that [...]

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Racist Is The New Gay

No offense to my Gay and Lesbian readers out there for this comparison, but in 2010 it appears that racist is the new gay. Before you start getting visions of Klansmen in Prada sandals and robes by International Male, let me clarify that I am talking in terms of the societal stigmas attached to these [...]

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Basketball Leagues That Should Have Been

In the wake of this ridiculous new whites-only basketball league being formed, here are some suggestions of new leagues that would actually make money and be entertaining to watch. The dummy behind this idea should have invested his cash in one of these ideas instead: The Under 6 Foot Tall Basketball Association – If this [...]

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Tell Us How You REALLY Feel, Google

I have no words for this image right here! Thanks to GL0 for posting this hilariously unintentionally racist shit over on Twitter. Update: Apparently, the phrases “white people stole my car” and “black people stole my car” have been trending on Google like crazy over the past few weeks, as this joke has grown in [...]

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