The Stripper Sales Pitch

Last weekend, I watched the Washington Redskins whup up on the Dallas Cowboys over at the home of my mentor, Killer. I was the youngest person there, but I did not mind at all. Sitting with all of those veteran players made me feel like Goldie in that barbershop scene from The Mack.

I just sat back and took it all in, while contributing a few comic gems here and there…

The story that I thought about today for some reason, was one where Killer’s friend C. went to a strip club someplace down south with some friends. He said that he is not big on spending money in places like that, so he was ready to go fairly quickly. Then, a stripper walked over, and this conversation took place:

Stripper: “You want a private dance?”
C.: “No thanks.”
Stripper: “You sure? I can take you in a room in the back…”
C.: “Nah, I’m good. That sounds like some sh*t that would get this place raided by the police.”
Stripper: “You can’t put your hands on me, and you have to keep your clothes on, but I can give you a lapdance that’ll make you cum.”
C.: “Assuming you’re capable of that, which I doubt…You’re telling me that I’m supposed to pay you so I can cum in my pants, then walk around in those same pants for the rest of the night? That doesn’t sound all that appealing.”
Stripper: *Gives up and walks away*

Don’t ask me why I thought about this today, but the memory of that story made me laugh, so I decided to share.

Oh yeah, on a less-trashy note, I want to tell everyone to be on the lookout for my new column on www.blackpower.com once the site officially launches later this month.

Lazy Sunday

I’m about to finish up some laundry…So since I’m too lazy to type anything funny today, I’ll just link to a few webpages of interest:

AverageBro did a much more comprehensive Bet Awards blog than the one I did last year. I still haven’t seen the show, but I’m sure it’s likely to re-air on BET for the rest of the year…

Anyone who is a fellow Washington Redskins fan, knows that this clip has to be completely and utterly fake: Shaun Suisham kicking a 100 yard field goal. If it actually is real, someone needs to go up to Shaun and ask “Where was that all of last season?”

Hopefully, that’ll hold y’all over for awhile. If I’m not too tired later tonight, I may put up some more of my usual silliness.