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DeAngelo Hall

I Owe DeAngelo Hall an Apology

Drunken conversations with famous people never go well for me. I was out last night celebrating the birthdays of my friends Monica and Rob. During the course of the evening, alcohol happened, and I went from Laid Back Leon to the Light Skinned Incredible Hulk. At a certain point, I saw DeAngelo Hall of the [...]

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Welcome Back, NFL!

I’m really glad that the NFL lockout is over. With the NBA still locked out, at least I know one of my favorite sports will be on TV. We faced a Fall of ESPN programming that would have had to air random events like the World Series of Thumb Wrestling or the NCAA Beer Pong [...]

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Michael Vick killing the Redskins

No Wins No Trim

Washington DC area sports fans, we deserve better than this. Upon watching the Philadelphia Eagles put up a college basketball final score against the Redskins last night, I became inspired. That inspiration did not come from watching Michael Vick essentially treat my team like Ben Roethlisberger treats the women he meets in the club(although I [...]

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Albert Haynesworth vs the Redskins

Any very large Washington Redskins fans out there? If so, I need you to do me a favor, and slap some sense into Albert Haynesworth. I’d personally do it, but you know…he’s a giant human being. I have to ask my 300-pound muscle-bound readers to handle this for me, since it’s obvious Big Al would [...]

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This Expresssion Speaks Volumes

The Redskins last game was so bad, CBS Sports switched their broadcast over to the Ravens/Packers game, claiming they were experiencing “technical difficulties.” They should have kept it real and admitted that their real concern was “people changing the channel” difficulties. Anybody with eyesight would have understood. I think Sherman Lewis’ look sums things up [...]

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This Is How I Felt After The Redskins Game

The Washington Redskins need to get it together, QUICKLY! Losing to the Detroit Lions? THE DETROIT LIONS?! It might be a long season if they don’t figure out how to score some points soon… Tweet

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The Stripper Sales Pitch

Last weekend, I watched the Washington Redskins whup up on the Dallas Cowboys over at the home of my mentor, Killer. I was the youngest person there, but I did not mind at all. Sitting with all of those veteran players made me feel like Goldie in that barbershop scene from The Mack. I just [...]

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