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How The Hell Is DJ Khaled So Connected?

For the life of me, I can’t figure out how DJ Khaled got so connected. This man consistently gets the biggest rappers in the game to appear on his albums. Aside from the fact that a little part of my soul dies every time I hear his high-pitched yell of “WE THE BEST!” I must [...]

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Bob Has Bitch Tits

Rick Ross should not be allowed to take his shirt off in public. EVER. I don’t care if his clothes catch fire. I’ll just remember to say something nice at his funeral should that happen someday. I know this video is nothing new…but I got traumatized by the visuals on Facebook earlier, so now it’s [...]

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Rick Ross > Satan

They say the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn’t exist. If that’s the case, Satan has nothing on Rick Ross! I know for a fact that Ross is a fake-ass gangster with a fake-ass name, yet I somehow still like his music. I think I’ve finally gotten to a [...]

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You Can Always Tell When A 50 Cent Album Is Coming

…Because he goes after people with the venom of a king cobra! This Smooth Magazine cover with Rick Ross’ baby mother could be considered crossing the line…Then again, we’re talking about a stripper who got pregnant by Rick Ross. It should not surprise anyone that she’d pose like this with a rapper he’s beefing with. [...]

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The Buffet Killers

Am I the only one who watches this video and says “Aside from Lil’ Wayne, that’s a lot of fat people on one track! Those guys would DESTROY someone’s buffet!” Don’t tell me I’m alone on this! Someone out there has to be as simple as I am… Tweet

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