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Ricky Martin Comes Out Of The Closet

by on 30. Mar, 2010 in Gay, Menudo, Music

So it turns out that my nemesis Ricky Martin, the man who got me fired from Menudo back in the ’80s, is actually gay. I guess we all should have known from the shiny slacks butt-to-butt contact in the photo above. Either way, live your life, Ricky. I’m still plotting my revenge, but I’m going [...]

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I Was The First Black Member of Menudo

by on 25. Feb, 2010 in Menudo, Music, Photoshop

Now there’s photographic proof! A lot of you didn’t believe me when I blogged about Ricky Martin’s treachery, but now you have visual evidence that my harrowing tale was true! My nemesis of “She Bangs” fame, shot down my dreams of superstardom. Now he’s living la vida loca, and I’m sitting here at a computer [...]

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