The Declaration of Tang Independance

Ladies and gentlemen, I have an announcement of epic proportions to make, and I’d like to start with you, the good readers of ListenToLeon.net. My work load has picked up lately, and I am very close to accomplishing a few of the more prominent goals I’ve set for myself as far as my writing and  trash-talk career.  Since I am knocking on the door to greatness and immortality, I realize that certain sacrifices just might help me get through to the other side a bit quicker. Therefore, I am making the following proclamation:

Leon of ListenToLeon.net infamy, will not do any sort of dating whatsoever from now, until December 1. If I have not accomplished at least one of the goals(which shall remain secret for now), then the self-imposed vagina strike shall be lifted for the weekend of birthday celebration, and will resume until things are done.

I think that’s enough pressure and incentive to finally get things done. I had a conversation with Hugh Hefner the other day…     Read the rest of this entry »

My Mind Has Gone Blank

Ladies and gentlemen, “The ‘Itis” has set in. I’m not much of a cat person, but right now I can totally relate to this little fellow right here:

Yes, my friends, any and all Friday night plans are hereby cancelled, or postponed until after my post-work nap this evening. Read the rest of this entry »

Hot Earthworm Lovin’

It is times like these, that make me wish that I had real cable, instead of “these channels were already here when I moved in, yet I get no bill” cable.  I was aksed to write about a special short film series airing on Sundance Channel titled, Green Porno. Before you all get any sordid visuals of martians wearing nipple clamps and thongs, let me explain what the show is about.
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The Three Greatest Pleasures In Life

 Life’s three greatest pleasures, as told by Leon:

1.) True love.
2.) Really intense, hot sex.
3.) Barbecue ribs.

There you have it. Emotional fulfillment, carnal fulfillment, and swine. It get’s no better! I DARE you to try and argue with me on this one!!!