Dirty Macking – (v) 1.) The act of attempting to gain someone’s romantic favor by disparaging or belittling someone else. 2.) Some ol’ crabs in a bucket bullsh*t losers resort to in the hopes of getting laid. Too much information alert: I am a 2012 born-again virgin. That’s right; we are 20 days in, and [...]
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Schwartzen*gga Please
I almost had a chance to meet Arnold Schwarzenegger last week. My day job honored him with an award, and he gave a great speech. I had to give the man credit where it’s due; he worked the crowd. I hope this gives him some good press in light of all the other stuff he’s [...]
Things I Learned Today: Celebrity Breasts Edition
I learned a lot of things today; none of which is particularly useful to my life in general. These pointless discoveries all involve famous women, and they each made me smile. Therefore, I must share them with you, my oh-so awesome readers! Sh*t Leon Learned Today: Naked Scarlett Johannsen does not disappoint. I really shouldn’t [...]
This Poor Hilarious Child
Saw this year-old YouTube clip and figured I should write about it. I’m really glad this kid is too young to understand what she saw! Also, why does her Dad sound like Jadakiss? It’s funny how kids can make almost anything adorable; in this case, something she’ll probably be in therapy about years later. As [...]
The “I’m Off The Market” Courtesy Call
A few friends of mine have gotten married/engaged/ found girlfriends recently. One in particular lamented the fact that after he proposed, he had to call a bunch of women that he used to see in order to let them know that he is about to be out of the game for good. This made me [...]
No Wins No Trim
Washington DC area sports fans, we deserve better than this. Upon watching the Philadelphia Eagles put up a college basketball final score against the Redskins last night, I became inspired. That inspiration did not come from watching Michael Vick essentially treat my team like Ben Roethlisberger treats the women he meets in the club(although I [...]
Delonte West Is A Motherf*cker. Literally!
NBA Hall of Famer Calvin Murphy is claiming that Delonte West of the Cleveland Cavaliers had sex with LeBron James’ mother. I usually don’t write about gossip and hearsay, but this rumor is hilarious to me. Delonte West is a motherf*cker. LITERALLY! The whole situation leads me to ask the following questions: Was fear of [...]
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