Yesterday, a man on the street tried to sell me sex coffee. Seriously. Sex coffee. The “Magic Power Coffee” flier he handed me claims to be “the world’s first ‘aphrodisiac coffee’ for him & her!” I’m not going to get into the fact this guy must have thought one of two things: 1.) I look [...]
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Peeps Orgy
A few weeks ago, I went to a party where the host set up a menagerie made up of Peeps. What set this menagerie apart however, was the fact that the Peeps were have all sorts of nasty sex all over the place. As you can see above, two pink bunny rabbits are engaging in [...]
Dead Babies: A Motivational Speech
Let me begin this entry by saying that you are all special, and wonderful. Don’t let anyone tell you any differently. I mean, you’re here. You’re alive. You have internet access. My friend, you are quite blessed! Think about it, before you even had the ability to form a memory, you won a race against [...]
Reasons Why Many Politicians End Up In Sex Scandals
In light of California Representative Michael Duvall getting caught bragging on his extramarital sexual conquests, and South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford taking trips to South America to see his side piece, I’m sure a lot of you are wondering: “Why can’t certain politicians keep it in their pants?” Well, I’m here today to provide an [...]
Attraction To Similarities
Last week, I saw this beautiful young lady walking with her friends. When I say she was “beautiful” let me put what I’m talking about into perspective. She was so good looking, I remember that face a week later and now I’m writing a blog about it! Now that we’ve established that she’s attractive, let [...]
My Best Qualities Are My Worst
Today is an introspective day over here at ListenToLeon.net. I’ve been thinking about all things Leon-related, and I came to a realization when it comes to dating and relationships: The qualities that women like about me when they first meet me, are the same ones they complain about later on down the line. At the [...]
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