How many of you have been so drunk that you had The Pee Dream? Don’t be afraid to admit it! You know, the dream where you think you’re in front of the toilet and it feels real…until moisture wakes you up and it literally feels TOO real! All you can do at that point is get [...]
Tag Archives: Sleep
I Must Be A Hard Sleeper
Apparently, I slept through an Earthquake early this morning. This is not good! People always tell me I’m a hard sleeper, but I had no idea that I could actually remain unconscious as the Earth beneath me got to shaking and shimmying. If the planet itself cannot awaken me from my slumber which included a [...]
Come On, 5:00!
I am literally counting the minutes until I’m off the clock right now. Ever have one of those days where you’re too tired to be patient or polite? I’m pretty much there. I have two things I’m supposed to do tonight, but I have a feeling that both are going to be cut short. It’s [...]
It’s Been A Long Ass Week
It has been an extremely busy week. So much so, that I haven’t even been able to log on here and talk shit like I want to. It’s so bad, that I started typing an entry last night, and fell asleep in the middle of typing. I got about three words in, and then nothing [...]
Rainy Dreary Monday
The weather sucks right now. We just enjoyed such a beautiful weekend, but right now it’s raining cats, dogs, horses and bears out here in DC. There are only two activities that are actually enhanced by this type of weather: sleep, and sex. Just about everything else is a pain in the ass when it’s [...]
My Mind Has Gone Blank
Ladies and gentlemen, “The ‘Itis” has set in. I’m not much of a cat person, but right now I can totally relate to this little fellow right here: Yes, my friends, any and all Friday night plans are hereby cancelled, or postponed until after my post-work nap this evening. My Mind Has Gone Blank
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