Come On, 5:00!

I am literally counting the minutes until I’m off the clock right now. Ever have one of those days where you’re too tired to be patient or polite? I’m pretty much there. I have two things I’m supposed to do tonight, but I have a feeling that both are going to be cut short. It’s a Friday night, but the most alluring piece of temptation on my mind right now is sleep!

Then again, I already know me. As tired as I am right now, once I’m out being charming and funny, I’ll get my second wind. I think it’s just the office building itself draining the life out of me like some kind of evil succubus spider b*tch. We’ll see in a half-hour or so…

It’s Been A Long Ass Week

It has been an extremely busy week. So much so, that I haven’t even been able to log on here and talk shit like I want to. It’s so bad, that I started typing an entry last night, and fell asleep in the middle of typing. I got about three words in, and then nothing but absolute jibberish. This is what it looked like:

“Have you ever seen someone wweeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrc f ”

I think I remember where I was going with that. Either way, I can’t believe I was literally too tired to type! I came up with what I’m goign to do to make Black History, so be on the lookout for that. In the meantime, I am sneaking away to take a damn nap!

Rainy Dreary Monday

The weather sucks right now. We just enjoyed such a beautiful weekend, but right now it’s raining cats, dogs, horses and bears out here in DC. There are only two activities that are actually enhanced by this type of weather: sleep, and sex. Just about everything else is a pain in the ass when it’s like this.

Is it the rhythm of the raindrops on the window pane and roof that makes this type of weather more conducive to sleep and sex? Or is it the sheer fact that you’re inside and dry the factor that leads to deeper slumber, more intense passion, and in a perfect world, some combination of the two where the passion part leads to the deep slumber afterward? Just something to think about while you dry off at your desk this wet Monday morning…

My Mind Has Gone Blank

Ladies and gentlemen, “The ‘Itis” has set in. I’m not much of a cat person, but right now I can totally relate to this little fellow right here:

Yes, my friends, any and all Friday night plans are hereby cancelled, or postponed until after my post-work nap this evening. Read the rest of this entry »