Thursday Political Discourse

In what had the potential for an interesting and profound Instant Meggenger conversation on the election, I did what I normally do, and turned it silly:

Leon - If Hillary doesn’t get the nomination, a lot of folks are gonna vote McCain just to keep a black man out the White House…What’chu think they gon’ do to MY black ass!

Leon - LOL j/k

Cubicle Girl - lol

Leon - …but not really j/k

Cubicle Girl - Yeah…in the Black of my mind, I always wonder…is B-rock gonna really get the vote? Is he gonna be in office and not get shot? Is he really a faithful husband?

Leon - He’s gonna hire me to walk around with him and make me shave my facial hair, so snipers will get us confused from a distance!

Cubicle Girl - lol

Leon - My job title will read: “Sacrificial Negro”

Cubicle Girl - You’ll be Barrack Hoebama

Leon - I’ll be a motherf*ckin’ TARGET!

Cubicle Girl - lol Undercoverbrotha

Leon - I might have to get some residual @ss before I get shot, though. Go to the club in my Obama getup, and be like “Michelle won’t be back in town until tomorrow girl…What’chu tryin’ to do?”

Cubicle Girl - lmao

Cubicle Girl - They might run in fear. I think Michelle will cut a chick

Leon - True. Michelle looks like she takes NO sheeeeet.

  

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