John Allen Muhammad Was Executed. Bye!

John Allen Muhammad a.k.a. the DC Sniper, was executed tonight by lethal injection. I’m not a huge advocate for or against the death penalty, because I have mixed feelings about it. However, if any one person deserved capital punishment, it was THAT motherf*cker right there!

I remember when the sniper rampage was going on out here. I was working at The Washington Times in the advertising department. It’s the only job of my adult life that I’ve ever hated. It was so bad, that I would wait for everyone else to leave the office, then go to other people’s computers and write anonymous letters to the editor about the f*cked up, tasteless, ultra-conservative stuff they’d publish in that day’s paper.     Read the rest of this entry »

Thursday Political Discourse

In what had the potential for an interesting and profound Instant Meggenger conversation on the election, I did what I normally do, and turned it silly:

Leon – If Hillary doesn’t get the nomination, a lot of folks are gonna vote McCain just to keep a black man out the White House…What’chu think they gon’ do to MY black ass!

Leon – LOL j/k

Cubicle Girl – lol

Leon – …but not really j/k

Cubicle Girl – Yeah…in the Black of my mind, I always wonder…is B-rock gonna really get the vote? Is he gonna be in office and not get shot? Is he really a faithful husband?

Leon – He’s gonna hire me to walk around with him and make me shave my facial hair, so snipers will get us confused from a distance!

Cubicle Girl – lol

Leon – My job title will read: “Sacrificial Negro”

Cubicle Girl – You’ll be Barrack Hoebama

Leon – I’ll be a motherf*ckin’ TARGET!

Cubicle Girl – lol Undercoverbrotha

Leon – I might have to get some residual @ss before I get shot, though. Go to the club in my Obama getup, and be like “Michelle won’t be back in town until tomorrow girl…What’chu tryin’ to do?”

Cubicle Girl – lmao

Cubicle Girl – They might run in fear. I think Michelle will cut a chick

Leon – True. Michelle looks like she takes NO sheeeeet.

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