Right now, I am sipping on a homemade spiced bourbon. Blame it on the snow. Winter weather makes me crave dark liquor, hot food and sex. Not always necessarily in that order, but always at least one or two of the three would suffice. If I can pull off the trifecta…JACKPOT! Leon = A Happy [...]
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Kegel Exercises FTW!
How do you top writing your name in the snow in pee? There’s only one way: by creating performance art! I used my creative gifts as well as my oh-so-formidable anatomical ones to attempt to make a smiley face on Thursday night. Although it’s not perfect, you have to be impressed by the stop-start action [...]
It’s Snowing In DC
Yes that’s my name. Yes, I whipped out my d*ck and pee-wrote it in the fresh snow. No, I do not give a damn. Don’t judge me! I just hope that it keeps on snowing, because I did that right in front of my neighbor’s garage. The worst part is that you can follow my [...]
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