I Turned My Swag On

This morning, I hopped up out the bed and turned my swag on. Then, I took a look in the mirror, and said “What’s up.” It was at that moment, I realized something: It is truly impossible to take a look in the mirror and say “what’s up” to yourself while your swag is turned on, without doing the nigga nod. It’s like your head involuntarily tilts back as soon as the words leave your lips. Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself when you get some time alone. Please don’t do it in front of other people, because they will think you’re an idiot. Read the rest of this entry »

The STFU List

A lot of people are in the news these days, talking out the side of their asses. Quite frankly, I’m tired of hearing it. That is why I will periodically assemble a SHUT THE F*CK UP list over here, to highight and illustrate the nonsense that folks are letting come out of their mouths. Without further delay, here is my STFU list for 6/24/08:     Read the rest of this entry »

YAAH TRICK YAAH

How was everyone’s holiday weekend? Did you enjoy yourselves? Did you spend time with family and loved ones? If so, did you come back to work today with any funny stories from the weekend?

Well guess what: I did! The only problem is, my entire family reads this blog now, as I discovered when my Mom immediately chastized me for making fun of the Sisqo-hair lady about a week ago. So since I do not want to be banned from all family gatherings this summer, I’ll refrain from cracking jokes about the funniest occurences of the weekend. However, I will not let my desire for future get-together invitations stop me from making a couple of jokes about the music at my Aunt’s cookout.     Read the rest of this entry »