I regularly see a group of Hebrew Iraelites preaching outside Columbia Heights metro station as I make my way to the gym. As a result of hearing them yelling at people on numerous occasions, I have come to one conclusion: these motherf*ckers hate just about EVERYBODY! If anybody has ever had an encounter with angry [...]
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Sarah Palin Has A Palm Pilot
I see Sarah Palin has the same study habits that I did back in 9th grade! What the hell was she thinking, writing notes on her hand? The teabaggers paid her a lot of money for that speech. The least she could have done was properly prepare for it. It still boggles my mind how [...]
Dead Babies: A Motivational Speech
Let me begin this entry by saying that you are all special, and wonderful. Don’t let anyone tell you any differently. I mean, you’re here. You’re alive. You have internet access. My friend, you are quite blessed! Think about it, before you even had the ability to form a memory, you won a race against [...]
My Acceptance Speech
I don’t know if you all remember, but around this time last year, I just knew that I had the 2007 Black Weblog Awards Best Humor Blog category on lock. Then, when I didn’t win, it took every bit of strength in me not to go on a Kanye West-like tirade. Fast-forward to last Friday. [...]
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