Cannot Escape The Stank
Posted by ListenToLeon on
September 17, 2008
My nostrils got assaulted this morning. It was not even a fair fight, because the strike came without any kind of warning. Yes, the invisible enemy known as extreme body odor beat my nostrils within an inch of their sniffling little lives on M Street, NW around 9AM.
I was minding my own business, thinking happy thoughts of breakfast food. Swine! Glorious swine! You know…in my happy place.
All of a sudden, I walk out the door of the little breakfast place, and onto the street. I realize that I’m caught in some sort of tailwind, or gravitational force. Then, as I took my first breath, I realized that this unknown force smelled horrific! It was underarm stench, but an enhanced version. Like Barry Bonds, BALCO steriod body odor. Read the rest of this entry »
