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My Retirement From Blogging

I am retiring from blogging, effective immediately. I have decided to enter a more lucrative field: shaking my ass for cash. That’s right: I’m Rick Rude-ing y’all hoes from now on. God blessed me with this awesome physique and ruggedly handsome features, so why waste my time thinking, and writing and doing smart shit, when [...]

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My Refrigerator Is NSFW

My refrigerator is decorated with Obama and ass. Click here if you don’t believe me(slightly NSFW). I live down the street from a strip club, so booty fliers get littered throughout the neighborhood. Since unsolicited ass is literally being littered about, why not be creative with it? This was not my original idea, but I [...]

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MANgina On Display!

Apparently, I liked to be on some sexy-flexy negro sh*t whenever I came to my friend Jamila’s dorm room back in college. This is the second Leon a.k.a. Big Dick Johnson amateur stripper photo that she’s put on Facebook in three days. I’m almost scared to see what she’s going to post next! Then again, [...]

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The Stripper Sales Pitch

Last weekend, I watched the Washington Redskins whup up on the Dallas Cowboys over at the home of my mentor, Killer. I was the youngest person there, but I did not mind at all. Sitting with all of those veteran players made me feel like Goldie in that barbershop scene from The Mack. I just [...]

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Fight Night At The Diner

Last Wednesday, I was out with some friends way later than I initially planned to be. This was mainly due to a little Ethiopian guy who infiltrated our crew by hitting on the most obviously drunken chick rolling with us. Normally, I would have protected my folks from such a scavenger, but I must admit [...]

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Innapropriate In Honor Of George Carlin

Innapropriate In Honor Of George Carlin

Ladies and gentlemen, the comedy world has lost another giant. I just read that George Carlin passed away due to heard failure. To say that the man was extremely brilliant and prolific would be an understatement. He had a direct influence on many comedians, including the of honest and irreverent style of comedy that I seem [...]

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