The way folks have been ripping Kanye West’s 808′s and Heartbreak album, I figure I’d chime in and give my opinion. I’ve only listened to the entire thing once, and my based off of that, I feel that it was an ambitious album, but Kanye doesn’t have the vocal ability to pull it off all [...]
Tag Archives: Swagger
No Escaping Father Time
A few weeks ago, I had a reminder that I’m officially across the “Old School” line. I was out at this little bar, sipping on my beverage, when this cute, newly-minted 21 year old came in with some of her friends. Me, being me, I had to flirt a little bit. Things were going well, [...]
No One on the Corner Has Swagger Like Us
Not that I’d ever bad-mouth a man with guns than the National Guard and John Rambo in his house, but I definitely have to hand it to Clifford Harris and company: This joint right here is my official anthem for the immediate future: T.I. feat Kanye West, Jay-Z and Lil’ Wayne – Swagger Like Us [...]
Navy Recruiter Attemps Jedi Mind Trick
Last week, I was approached by a couple of Navy recruiters as I was headed to the bookstore. They seemed nice enough, but I have to call them out today because they tried to play mind games on me. Let me explain what I’m talking about… It was a man and woman in uniform walking [...]
Swagger Soundtrack
Last week, a friend of mine found it amusing that I actually have a playlist on my iPod called Swagger Soundtrack. This list consists of over 500 songs that put me in that uber-confident state of mind. That’s right. Uber confident. I’m talking imported German Chocolate swag. Some next-level sh*t, my friends. So if you [...]
The Supreme Court Stifled My Swagger
I’m laying low right now, thanks to this Supreme Court decision that says DC’s handgun ban is unconstitutional. To become a world-class sh*t talker on my level, it’s inevitable that you’re going to encounter haters and enemies along the way. I mean, you can’t make an omelette without breaking a few eggs. Well, technically, you [...]
All Dressed Up With No Place To Go
I have a hangover. A swag hangover, that is. That Darryl Jenks confidence has carried over to today. Not only am I walking around like my sh*t don’t stink…I’m walking around like it smells like imported designer cologne. My sh*t is smelling real effervescent right now! What’chall know about doo-doo with built-in effervescense? The only problem is, I [...]
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