Tag Archives: Swine
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Did Anybody Really Miss the McRib?

McDonalds’ PR staff is working overtime! I don’t know one person who has fond memories of the McRib sandwich, yet everywhere I go, I’m seeing or hearing some kind of hype about it. Until I see someone in my inner circle do a backflip and run down the street yelling “The McRib is back! Praise [...]

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Jimmy Dean is Safe! More Swine For Me!

…I mean, umm…Thank God the man and his family are alright! A house fire almost took out the Sausage King last night, but luckily, Jimmy Dean and his family escaped unharmed. I know the company would continue to make high quality, tasty swine products even without their founder, but still…The man is a legend to [...]

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Cannot Escape The Stank

My nostrils got assaulted this morning. It was not even a fair fight, because the strike came without any kind of warning. Yes, the invisible enemy known as extreme body odor beat my nostrils within an inch of their sniffling little lives on M Street, NW around 9AM. I was minding my own business, thinking [...]

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Bacon Addiction

  What part of the pig does bacon come from? Although I know that most questions about the origin of processed foods have disgusting answers that you’re probably better off remaning unaware of, I think that I need to hear this. I need to know because I am a bacon addict.     Tweet

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The Three Greatest Pleasures In Life

 Life’s three greatest pleasures, as told by Leon: 1.) True love. 2.) Really intense, hot sex. 3.) Barbecue ribs. There you have it. Emotional fulfillment, carnal fulfillment, and swine. It get’s no better! I DARE you to try and argue with me on this one!!! Tweet

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