Fight Night At The Diner

Last Wednesday, I was out with some friends way later than I initially planned to be. This was mainly due to a little Ethiopian guy who infiltrated our crew by hitting on the most obviously drunken chick rolling with us. Normally, I would have protected my folks from such a scavenger, but I must admit that this fellow amused me. I saw him approach her and make small talk earlier in the night, but she was obviously digging another guy in the bar. You think that one obstacle stopped The Little Ethiopian that Could? Hell no!

This guy literally stood around while she made out with the other man, then waited for the fellow to leave before making his move again. I had to make jokes as we watched right behind them because to me, that seemed pretty pathetic. I said “I don’t know about you, but I don’t think I’d be cool with picking up a chick who just literally got through tonguing-down another man. You kiss her, and you technically just kissed a dude as well! Probably taste his breath still on hers and whatnot. Man-spit getting on your lips from hers. It’s flat-out disgusting!” Read the rest of this entry »