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Conrad Murray Jokes

I have not been following the Conrad Murray trial very closely. The Michael Jackson fan in me does not want to know the sordid details surrounding the last moments of his life. Plus, I am already admittedly biased. I want to see them throw the book at this glorified, overpaid drug-dealing enabler. However, details of [...]

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I Told You So: Barry Bonds Edition

Little Barry, Big Barry Barry Bonds managed to beat his perjury charges yesterday. I have been saying all along that this trial was pointless. Prosecuters never had enough damning evidence in this case to convict someone who can afford the type of lawyers Barry can, so now, I am obligated to say “I told you [...]

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Alvin Greene Has Delusions of Grandeur

I still believe that Alvin Greene is at least a little bit mentally challenged. I know that’s like saying someone is “a little bit pregnant,” but I’m just saying…This is one strange guy. The only thing more puzzling than the man himself, is the question of how he won the Democratic primary in his Senate [...]

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Break Out The Champagne, Condoms and Young Girls!

It’s a celebration, b*tches! Party at R. Kelly’s house! In case you haven’t heard, The Pied Piper of R&B was acquitted on all counts today. It took six years and numerous jokes, but finally R. Kelly can say that he’s a free man. Coming from the perspective of someone who watched the tape back in [...]

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