It’s A FELABRATION B*tches!

According to folks on Twitter, it’s Fela Kuti’s birthday. Therefore, I feel like playing some of his music over here.

Is this comedy? No.

Do I give a sh*t? Nope. I do NOT give one single, solitary doo-doo terd.

Any more questions? Didn’t think so. Just listen, and nod your head to the beat. I’ll say something utterly hilarious in my next entry, I promise. Also, if you want to listen to more of my eclectic musical selections, check me out on Blip.fm.

The NBA Twitter Ban Is Brilliant

NBA Commissioner David Stern is a wise man. That low-budget Bill Gates looking sonofabitch was smart to institute a ban prohibiting players from using Twitter 45 minutes before games until the press is allowed in the locker room after games. After a controversy last season where Charlie Villanueva tweeted during halftime of a game, Stern decided that enough was enough! He wasn’t about to let one of his players just talk shit freely like a @terrellowens or an @OGOchoCinco!

It’s a good rule, because it minimizes the chance of an athlete publishing something stupid for the entire world to see. I have all the respect in the world for pro athletes, but let’s face it: Sometimes, some of them say really dumb things.     Read the rest of this entry »

Tell Us How You REALLY Feel, Google

I have no words for this image right here! Thanks to GL0 for posting this hilariously unintentionally racist shit over on Twitter.

Update: Apparently, the phrases “white people stole my car” and “black people stole my car” have been trending on Google like crazy over the past few weeks, as this joke has grown in popularity. Gotta love technology!

10 Reasons Why I Will Unfollow You

Yes ladies and gentlemen, this is another Twitter entry. Today, I decided to focus on the reasons why I unfollow people on Twitter. This list should prove helpful, because it may save you from mimicking the annoying habits of many other people on that site. That, or make you laugh. Either way, it’s worth checking out.    Read the rest of this entry »

King Of The Trending Topic

Once again, I implore you all to follow me on Twitter. Upon surveying the carnage that the #FutureTylerPerryMovies topic caused over there, I have decided to create at least one trending topic for week, until Twitter gives me a trophy or kicks me off of their site. Whichever happens first.

All I need from you readers who are already on Twitter is to follow me, and join in on the fun if it makes you laugh. Do that, and I will be one less pointless accomplishment away from my goal of becoming the funniest internet geek of all time.

Future Tyler Perry Movies Trending Topic

Once again, I have crafted a social experiment so silly, it’s flat-out BRILLIANT. That experiment: The #futureTylerPerrymovie hashtag over on Twitter. GangstarrGirl made a tweet about Tyler Perry movies, I came up with a the tag, and before long, people all over the country were making up funny titles of films that Tyler Perry might one day produce.     Read the rest of this entry »

The Family Cookout

I’m attending a family cookout today. Since my mother gives me a hard time whenever I make jokes about family members on here, I will refrain from blogging about the crazy stuff my family does. However, that doesn’t mean I won’t tweet about them! If ever there were a day to follow me on Twitter, it’s today. Read the rest of this entry »