Let’s have a moment of Twitter honesty, everyone. To all tech savvy party promoters: Do you tweet about how great your events are, even on the nights when they’re wack, or empty as Hell? I have an even better question for party goers: How many of you all actually tweet about how great a place [...]
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Why You Should Follow Me On Twitter
Twitter + my A.D.D. riddled thoughts = Comedy. This is a small sample of what you’re missing if you’re not already following my Twitter feed. Trust me, there is PLENTY more where this came from! As you can see, I keep it random… …Yet entertaining! Now that the Library of Congress is archiving Tweets, I [...]
It’s A FELABRATION B*tches!
According to folks on Twitter, it’s Fela Kuti’s birthday. Therefore, I feel like playing some of his music over here. Is this comedy? No. Do I give a sh*t? Nope. I do NOT give one single, solitary doo-doo terd. Any more questions? Didn’t think so. Just listen, and nod your head to the beat. I’ll [...]
The NBA Twitter Ban Is Brilliant
NBA Commissioner David Stern is a wise man. That low-budget Bill Gates looking sonofabitch was smart to institute a ban prohibiting players from using Twitter 45 minutes before games until the press is allowed in the locker room after games. After a controversy last season where Charlie Villanueva tweeted during halftime of a game, Stern [...]
Tell Us How You REALLY Feel, Google
I have no words for this image right here! Thanks to GL0 for posting this hilariously unintentionally racist shit over on Twitter. Update: Apparently, the phrases “white people stole my car” and “black people stole my car” have been trending on Google like crazy over the past few weeks, as this joke has grown in [...]
10 Reasons Why I Will Unfollow You
Yes ladies and gentlemen, this is another Twitter entry. Today, I decided to focus on the reasons why I unfollow people on Twitter. This list should prove helpful, because it may save you from mimicking the annoying habits of many other people on that site. That, or make you laugh. Either way, it’s worth checking [...]
King Of The Trending Topic
Once again, I implore you all to follow me on Twitter. Upon surveying the carnage that the #FutureTylerPerryMovies topic caused over there, I have decided to create at least one trending topic for week, until Twitter gives me a trophy or kicks me off of their site. Whichever happens first. All I need from you [...]
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