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A Festivus Miracle

‘Tis the season! That most Seinfeldian, non-commercialized of holidays is upon us. Yep, that’s right. Festivus is here! In the tradition of Frank Costanza, I began my celebration on Twitter this morning with the Airing of the Grievances. For those unfamiliar with Festivus, the Airing of the Grievances is when you tell people how they’ve [...]

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The Internet Cannot Kill Morgan Freeman

Earlier today, there was a Twitter rumor allegedly started by CNN stating that Morgan Freeman died. I researched it, and found out that the rumor was false, as I suspected it might be. Morgan Freeman is the closest thing Black people have to Chuck Norris(aside from Billy Dee Williams, of course). He can’t die unless [...]

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These Niggas…

The other night, I was told that rappers Soulja Boy and Fabolous have been Twitter beefing. It’s official: hip-hop is at the bitch-ass point of no return. Between the insults, threats and accusations flying from keyboards, I really hope it does not lead to an actual confrontation. I say this because neither one of these [...]

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Honest Question For Party Goers and Promoters

Let’s have a moment of Twitter honesty, everyone. To all tech savvy party promoters: Do you tweet about how great your events are, even on the nights when they’re wack, or empty as Hell? I have an even better question for party goers: How many of you all actually tweet about how great a place [...]

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Why You Should Follow Me On Twitter

Twitter + my A.D.D. riddled thoughts = Comedy. This is a small sample of what you’re missing if you’re not already following my Twitter feed. Trust me, there is PLENTY more where this came from! As you can see, I keep it random… …Yet entertaining! Now that the Library of Congress is archiving Tweets, I [...]

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It’s A FELABRATION B*tches!

According to folks on Twitter, it’s Fela Kuti’s birthday. Therefore, I feel like playing some of his music over here. Is this comedy? No. Do I give a sh*t? Nope. I do NOT give one single, solitary doo-doo terd. Any more questions? Didn’t think so. Just listen, and nod your head to the beat. I’ll [...]

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The NBA Twitter Ban Is Brilliant

NBA Commissioner David Stern is a wise man. That low-budget Bill Gates looking sonofabitch was smart to institute a ban prohibiting players from using Twitter 45 minutes before games until the press is allowed in the locker room after games. After a controversy last season where Charlie Villanueva tweeted during halftime of a game, Stern [...]

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