Doing My Civic Duty

For the folks from the DC MD and VA area who will not be able to make it to the polls, here are the links with all the absentee voter information that you’ll need:

MARYLAND
Info:
http://elections.state.md.us/voting/2008_absentee_info.html

Application:
http://elections.state.md.us/pdf/2008_Absentee_Ballot_Application.pdf

VIRGINIA
Info:
http://www.sbe.virginia.gov/cms/Absentee_Voting/Index.html

Application:
http://www.sbe.virginia.gov/cms/Absentee_Documents/

DC
http://www.dcboee.org/voter_info/absentee_ballot/ab_step1.asp

So now you have no excuse not to vote! Now that I’ve officially made the world a better place than it was yesterday by putting these links up here, I am going to assume that my karma is balanced and all of the offensive things I’ve ever said or done on this site are hereby forgiven. Do you know that this means?

I’m working with a clean slate as far as future mayhem is concerned! If I slap someone tomorrow just because the sun came up, or travel to the Today show and moon  millions of viewers on live television in front of Al Roker and them, now you know why. Remember that I helped people vote before passing judgement.

Oh yeah, thanks to Sharon for sending me that info in the first place!

All Dressed Up With No Place To Go

I have a hangover. A swag hangover, that is. That Darryl Jenks confidence has carried over to today. Not only am I walking around like my sh*t don’t stink…I’m walking around like it smells like imported designer cologne. My sh*t is smelling real effervescent right now! What’chall know about doo-doo with built-in effervescense?

The only problem is, I have to go to Fredericksburg tonight. I’m looking like a jillion buck, and smelling like own personal brand of effervescent fecal matter, but I’m not going to be able to unleash the potency of this swag on the District of Columbia.    

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YAAH TRICK YAAH

How was everyone’s holiday weekend? Did you enjoy yourselves? Did you spend time with family and loved ones? If so, did you come back to work today with any funny stories from the weekend?

Well guess what: I did! The only problem is, my entire family reads this blog now, as I discovered when my Mom immediately chastized me for making fun of the Sisqo-hair lady about a week ago. So since I do not want to be banned from all family gatherings this summer, I’ll refrain from cracking jokes about the funniest occurences of the weekend. However, I will not let my desire for future get-together invitations stop me from making a couple of jokes about the music at my Aunt’s cookout.     Read the rest of this entry »