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Help Catch The Butt Slasher

by on 27. Jul, 2011 in Butt, Crime, Violence

There is a butt-slasher on the loose in Fairfax, VA. Seriously; I’m not making this up. A crazy man is actually going around knifing women on their backsides while they shop. As much as I wish this were one of my jokes, it’s real, just like the MD skeet bandit. I want to be the [...]

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Doing My Civic Duty

by on 13. Oct, 2008 in Politics

For the folks from the DC MD and VA area who will not be able to make it to the polls, here are the links with all the absentee voter information that you’ll need: MARYLAND Info: http://elections.state.md.us/voting/2008_absentee_info.html Application: http://elections.state.md.us/pdf/2008_Absentee_Ballot_Application.pdf VIRGINIA Info: http://www.sbe.virginia.gov/cms/Absentee_Voting/Index.html Application: http://www.sbe.virginia.gov/cms/Absentee_Documents/ DC http://www.dcboee.org/voter_info/absentee_ballot/ab_step1.asp So now you have no excuse not to vote! [...]

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All Dressed Up With No Place To Go

by on 20. Jun, 2008 in DC, Fredericksburg, Swagger

I have a hangover. A swag hangover, that is. That Darryl Jenks confidence has carried over to today. Not only am I walking around like my sh*t don’t stink…I’m walking around like it smells like imported designer cologne. My sh*t is smelling real effervescent right now! What’chall know about doo-doo with built-in effervescense? The only problem is, I [...]

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YAAH TRICK YAAH

by on 27. May, 2008 in cookout, Family, Fredericksburg

How was everyone’s holiday weekend? Did you enjoy yourselves? Did you spend time with family and loved ones? If so, did you come back to work today with any funny stories from the weekend? Well guess what: I did! The only problem is, my entire family reads this blog now, as I discovered when my [...]

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