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Rainy Dreary Monday

The weather sucks right now. We just enjoyed such a beautiful weekend, but right now it’s raining cats, dogs, horses and bears out here in DC. There are only two activities that are actually enhanced by this type of weather: sleep, and sex. Just about everything else is a pain in the ass when it’s [...]

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Don’t Trust This Weather!

Don’t Trust This Weather!

It has been one extremely beautiful day. Today was so nice, that I decided to enjoy it and go outside as much as possible. If any of you were wondering why the site is just now getting updated, the previous sentence is the answer. As wonderful as today was, I cannot seem to escape the [...]

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Freezing My Inaugural Ass Off

This is the Washington, DC extended forecast for Inauguration weekend. No, your eyes are not lying to you: today’s high is 19 degrees! 19 DAMNED DEGREES!!! I do not like cold weather, so you can tell that I am not a happy camper right now. Scientifically speaking, I don’t know how cold it has to [...]

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