I had the most ridiculous racist experience of my life last Thursday. I was working late that evening, and did not leave the office until around 8PM. Instead of going straight home, I decided to stop by the Borders on L Street. That particular store is going out of business, so I decided to reward [...]
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The Missing Digit
If someone gives you a phone number and leaves off the last digit, that’s a bad sign, right? How many of you ladies have ever done that on purpose to some guy you met? As a man, I don’t think my pride or lack of patience would allow me to dial ten different numbers like, [...]
Miss Sam Cassell Face
Yesterday I saw a woman with the perfect body. However, there was one glaring problem: She looked like Sam Cassell in the face. This woman was living proof that God has a sense of humor. A sharp, twisted one at that. To put those long legs, that slim waist, those nice breasts and that OUTSTANDING [...]
So This Is Where Axe Got Their Ideas From
This old school Hai Karate commercial laid the foundation for all of the testosterone-fueled clips Americans are force-fed during most sporting events and prime-time shows popular with young men. I wonder what Hai Karate used to smell like? More importantly, this dude karate-chopped up his own living room in order to avoid being raped! I [...]
The Mustache Lady Conversation
This past weekend, I had an epiphany. Not a Chrisette Michelle “I’m leaving your stankin’ ass” type of epiphany, but I did realize one universal truth: I was put on this Earth to tell the world about the crazy stuff that I witness. I realized this after experiencing something errily similar to a hilarious stand-up [...]
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