Tag Archives: Women
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Dying of Thirst

Russell Simmons posted something awesome on Twitter yesterday: When one is without “neediness” he/she operates from abundance, and attracts the universe. Basically what the man said is, “Stop being so thirsty!” In some cases, you could also interpret that as “Act like you’ve been there before!” Either one is a good life lesson. I am [...]

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Markdown Exemptions

“Closing time. Ugly lights. Everybody’s inspected; but you are a natural beauty unaffected” – Prince. If you are a man and you’ve ever been in the situation above, then you already know it’s a great place to be! As a general rule, women you meet in bars or clubs are entitled to a 20-30% markdown [...]

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Flirt Boundaries

I am an amateur sex symbol. I’m sure you knew that the moment you laid eyes on the oh-so classy photo above. I say “amateur” mainly because, well, honestly, I am not quite good-looking enough for people to actually pay me for it. Then again, I am aesthetically pleasing enough to run my mouth and [...]

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Let The Faux Hawks Go

I’ll be glad once the ladies’ faux hawk trend dies. I think everyone should enjoy the right to creatively express themselves through fashion and unique hairstyles. However, there is one universal law that must be remembered: Beautiful women can get away with doing damn near whatever they want, whereas everyone else on Earth needs to [...]

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Do Women Really Have Trouble Meeting Men?

Yesterday I overheard two women talking, and one kept saying how hard it is to meet guys. It took everything in my power not to interrupt them and ask for more clarification. I’ve always  been led to believe that for women, breathing + having three holes = someone, somewhere will hit on you. These ladies [...]

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No Wins No Trim

Washington DC area sports fans, we deserve better than this. Upon watching the Philadelphia Eagles put up a college basketball final score against the Redskins last night, I became inspired. That inspiration did not come from watching Michael Vick essentially treat my team like Ben Roethlisberger treats the women he meets in the club(although I [...]

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Turn a Blind Eye

I am not a fan of wiping something out of my eyes while forgetting that I just put lotion on my hands. I know this is more suited to be a Facebook status update or Tweet, but damn it people, I almost went blind! In a very stupid way! I couldn’t even explain that to [...]

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