There are few places on Earth more intriguing than the office refrigerator. It does not matter where your place of employment is; if you are in a work space with more than 10 employees, a single trip to the refrigerator can be completely mundane, or traumatic enough to ruin your day. Anyone who has ever [...]
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A Moment of Clarity
Being awesome is a blessing and a curse. I know that sounds like arrogant nonsense, but the events of this week have proven that it is actually true. I have always been a smart, funny and pretty likable guy. Things have always come a little easier to me than they have for some, as far [...]
I Knew It! You Stanky Booty Old Man!
I knew I should not have gotten on there. This morning, I was walking in my building and approached the elevator. As I got near I saw an old man exiting, attempting to avoid making any eye contact with me. His facial expression bore a strange combination or guilt and relief. I thought to myself, [...]
The Last Place I Want To Die Is At Work
An inadvertent fire alarm just went off in the office. Although I knew it wasn’t a real fire, I thought to myself “the last place I want to die, is at work.” So I’m on my way outside to enjoy the sunshine for a bit…I mean, escape the raging flames that just might consume the [...]
Come On, 5:00!
I am literally counting the minutes until I’m off the clock right now. Ever have one of those days where you’re too tired to be patient or polite? I’m pretty much there. I have two things I’m supposed to do tonight, but I have a feeling that both are going to be cut short. It’s [...]
Leon’s Dress Shirt Is SO SMALL…
…It looks like body paint. …You can see my heart beating in it. People can read my pulse from across the room. …I look like the Dominican Incredible Hulk. ….I look like some kind of traveling stripper. Like I’m going to arrive at a bachelorette party, rip it open and say “Ladies, it’s time to [...]
Metro Smartrip Phone Sex
I had another “This type of outrageous stuff only happens to Leon” moment earlier today. To give the full explanation, I have to rewind back to Saturday night, when I somehow managed to lose my Smartrip card on the way back from picking up my iPod. As you can guess, Saturday was not much of a good day [...]
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