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I Am Half-Assed Healthy

by on 15. Jun, 2011 in Gym, Sick

I’ve noticed a trend lately: for every action I take to improve my quality of life, I do something else that’s at best, unhealthy, and at worst, completely reckless. I am, in effect, half-assed healthy. I’m the type of guy who will order a salad at a bar, then imediately proceed to drink beer and liquor for hours. I barely ever eat [...]

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The Not Actually Gay, But Very Gay-Looking Workout

by on 11. Nov, 2009 in Commercial, Fitness, Gay, Gym, Youtube

The Shake Weight, a.k.a. the “Theoretically, you can get muscles from jerking off” machine. I wouldn’t want to use this thing, because it could lead to disaster. Suppose it’s a late night and your lady is too tired to give you any. You sneak off into the bathroom to rub one out, but since you [...]

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The 4 Pack

by on 07. Aug, 2009 in Gym, Music, Sex, Swagger, Youtube

Yeah, I’m starting this off with a badass power ballad, so you KNOW you’re in for an uppercut to the gut…of GREATNESS! Fitness people, I need your help. As you may have seen from the Miami photos, I’ve got the good 4-pack abs going on. Yeah, I’m a little short of a 6-pack, but at [...]

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