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As Seen On Leon’s Phone: Bathroom Motivation

by on 26. May, 2011 in As Seen on Leon's Phone, Bathroom, DC

It’s good to know that some previous pisser believes in me. The only way this bathroom wall message could be any more randomly inspiring is if there were a glory hole next to it. *Raising both arms in the air* But seriously, there’s nothing wrong with a little positivity, no matter where it comes from! [...]

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Sarah Palin Has A Palm Pilot

by on 08. Feb, 2010 in Fox News, Politics, Sarah Palin, Speech, teabag

I see Sarah Palin has the same study habits that I did back in 9th grade! What the hell was she thinking, writing notes on her hand? The teabaggers paid her a lot of money for that speech. The least she could have done was properly prepare for it. It still boggles my mind how [...]

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Thank You Everybody

by on 27. Nov, 2009 in Black Friday, Bloggers, Thankful, Thanksgiving, Writer

It’s a day after Thanksgiving, and I know that most of you are either slowly emerging from turkey-induced comas, or in the middle of furious Black Sunday shopping. If I may, I’d like to deliver a quick message to you all: Thank you. Yes, thank you for supporting me, reading my site, encouraging me, inspiring [...]

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I Now Write At Black Web 2.0

by on 05. Jun, 2009 in Bloggers, Techie

Yesterday, I began writing at Black Web 2.0 and placed my first entry on the site. I’m going to to be writing about technology there, but putting my usual humorous slant on it. My first entry was about Hulu.com, entitled: Maybe Hulu Really Is An Evil Plot To Destroy The World This won’t adversely affect [...]

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I Forget Better Stuff

by on 16. May, 2008 in Random, Randomness, Writer

…than most people are even capable of thinking of! It’s a fact. I had a brilliant post in mind for today, but I didn’t write anything down about it, or type out a draft version in WordPress. So as a result, I’ve been driving myself crazy all-day long, trying to remember the finer joke points [...]

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