Today’s “Shut ‘Cho Ponk Ass Up” award goes out to Nigerian high commissioner Sunday Olu Agbi. I was reading the news earlier today, and this fool Sunday had the nerve to say that people who fall for those Nigerian e-mail scams are greedy and should be jailed. Granted, folks who fall for those scams are greedy, and I’d also throw “ignorant” in there for good measure. Still, greed and ignorance themselves are not crimes. Stealing money from greedy simpletons however, is.
Apparently, all those e-mail scams have given Nigeria a bad reputation and hurt international business deals. Commissioner Sunday, you know what I think about that? F*CK YOUR COUNTRY’S BUSINESS DEALS! That’s what the f*ck y’all get for letting my damned inbox get flooded with stupid e-mails promising to give me something for nothing. Crack down on the scammers, and maybe, just maybe, people will take y’all seriously again.
Until that day comes, kindly SHUT ‘CHO PONK ASS UP.
Thank you. Goodnight.