My sister passed along this gem she saw on VA$HTIE.com, which originated at And I Am Not Lying. A DC school teacher found this list on a 3rd grade classroom floor, which consists of the 90 different types of bitches in existence. In actuality, it’s more like 75, because one of the pages is missing.
It would be criminal of me not to share this with you all. Sheer and utter hilarity, my friends. My favorite is #26, pictured above.
Here’s the rest of the list: 
Once again, be sure to check VA$HTIE.com and And I Am Not Lying.
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I know a lot of these bitches…
OMG! Funny as fuck!
Maybe CAINT SPELL BITCHES is on the missing page….BWHAHAHAHA THanks for the laugh!
… never in my life! LMAO!
OMFG..I CANNOT DEAL W THIS!! I bet instead of doing their classwork they were sitting there making this damn list. GOTTA LOVE PUBLIC SCHOOL
omg you have to be joking me…i showed this to a friend of mine who is a teacher and she said she can believe it!
I was looking for no spelling bitches too! I cracked up at the “coastsigning bitches”.
Coastsigning bitches is classic.
I am trying not to think about the societal implications of this letter. God knows third graders shouldn’t be talking this way. I’m just glad the kid who wrote this isn’t kin to me.
91) Reading (and Writing) Is Fundamental B****es
@ discolemonade, this was QUITE OBVIOUSLY written by some Can’t Spell Bitches!!!
@ Arie, yeah, this is too much!!!
@ True2Me you KNOW they weren’t doing any classwork if they made a list this long!
@ NAYDIA, I did dumb stuff like this too. Just not THIS MUCH in ONE SITTING. 90?!
@ Amanda, “Coastsigning bitches” had me on the floor laughing, too!
@ Jabari Talib, I try not to look at the fact that the the future generation of society wrote this, too!
@ AverageBro, very true! Maybe that was on the missing page of Bitches!
Wow I’m torn because I should be saddened by this list but it’s just too funny!
Wow I am pretty sad by this list but what makes me even sadder is I’m on this list at least 3 times. My hair is short, my feet are pretty narrow, and I’m tall. *sad lil Mama face*
In the third grade, the only list I was making was for the game, M.A.S.H. And it didn’t involve 90 different types of b*tches.
I’m saddened at the fact this child had all this time to write out this list in class. Didn’t they have…you know…CLASSWORK to do? Because if the spelling is any indicator…not ENOUGH.
She actually spells fairly decent for a 3rd grader.. not sure how many of you have children in 3rd grade, but she attempts some pretty complicated words and comes pretty close. The simple misspellings were probably due to the fact that she was trying to list as many as possible in a short time.
Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, I didn’t really no that there were so many B****** in the world.LMAO… I guess i’m not smater than a 3rd grader.
@ Patty, I felt the same way when I saw it!
@ Caress Lepore, that’s funny. It’s hard NOT to fall into at least one or two of the categories on this list
@ Kindra yeah, the spelling is horrible. This looks like it was written by the people who comment on my Tiny & Toya entry
Kaydee3933 that’s funny!
Its like you read my mind! You appear to know so much about this, like you wrote the book in it or something. I think that you can do with some pics to drive the message home a little bit, but other than that, this is wonderful blog. An excellent read. I’ll definitely be back.
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