I’ve kind of gotten into a bit of a rut lately, but getting away from DC and heading to the Blogging While Brown conference was exactly what I needed. I am now ready to unleash the comic equivalent of Kung-Fu Mayhem on the masses! Y’all think I’m bullsh*tting, but here is exclusive security camera footage of me walking into work this morning:
OK…So that was actually a clip from The Last Dragon and NOT security footage. Still, my entrance was something like that, except I wore a polo shirt instead of shoulder pads in case I had to talk to clients. Also, I refrained from savagely beating co-workers and ripping the interns’ hair out. Oh yeah, I don’t have a gang of 80′s New-Wave thugs with me, either.
Alright…My entrance was nothing like the one in this video. It was a little-bit badass though! I think I accidentally scared an old woman on the elevator. *Sho-Nuff*
Back to the conference, I really do feel like it helped me look at different ways I can make this site better. Hopefully, you’ll notice the difference in the coming weeks and months. Also, as much as I like DC, I must say…I will turn my back on this city IN A HEARTBEAT if a comedy writing job opens up! I can definitely get used to DC springtime weather ALL YEAR ROUND! Folks out here wouldn’t even know I’m gone until they see me on TMZ fondling Zoe Saldana.
Basically, I’m serving notice that the Shogun of Sh*t Talk is back! The battery is recharged, so pucker up and KISS MY CONVERSE!!!
*On a side note, I met Michael Jai White at this party called the Do Over, and it took everything I had not to yell out a quote from Black Dynamite. I just told him how much I liked the film and that I wrote about it a few times here, and kept it moving. The funniest thing about it is that Michael Jai White had a bodyguard with him. I’m thinking to myself “This man is a real-life black belt and built like a f*cking tank. Why does he need a bodyguard?! Also, if this other dude really is his bodyguard, he MUST be a bad motherf*cker! I don’t even want to know what he had to do to get that job and earn his trust!” Also, I did not win a Black Weblog Award, and I could not keep my promise to Kanye interrupt the shit out of whomever did, since the setup wasn’t conducive to it. However, Kim Coles and Rene Syler were hilarious hosts for the show, so that kept me from dwelling on the fact that my plot to hijack the awards could not be pulled off.Tweet