Herman Cain obviously wants me to continue making fun of him. Now that the closest thing we have to a real-life version of Uncle Ruckus has posed for a photo enjoying the Hell out of some chicken wings with Michele Bachmann, I am convinced that he’s playing us all. Don’t be surprised when this guy has his own hour-long show on Fox News once he’s out of the election. In a twisted way, I’m not even mad at his hustle. Go on and get that Sarah Palin paper, Herman!
Either way, for the sake of good old-fashioned fun, come up with a caption for the oh-so-comment-worthy picture above.
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You know 40 years ago I would of been lynched if I hate chicken with you, but now that we have a blk pres I think I am cool enough to share a wing with ya! (Michelle is thinking, “I need to go puke this damn blk people’s food up, like ASAP)
ate chicken lol…
LOL nice!
I’m thinking of a play on bones, but my wit is failing me at the moment. *shakes angry fist to the sky*
It’s OK. Take your time. The picture will still be here!
Herman Cain: “Yup the proper way to eat fried chicken in a suit is to toss your tie over your shoulder to avoid the grease stains and crumbs. You see Michele only the finest and the classy eat fried chicken in first class.”
LOL @ “in first class”
LOL do you think he had grape soda or some type of sugar based drink in a wine glass?
They had something gourmet, like pomegranate Kool Aid with a twist of lime.
LOL true..Kool Aid and Seltzer Water to make a “Spritzer” lol
Michele Bachmann thought bubble: “I KNEW IT! I knew they all liked fried chicken! Even THIS ONE!!!”
i may be republican, but i know the power of white b*&^es and white b%^$^ who can clean the meat off a chicken wing.
LMAO! That might be his next campaign commercial!
Cain and Bachmann show what they are willing to offer the 99%.
Nice! 1.5 wings!
Herman Cain thought bubble: “Wings and a white woman. I’m living the dream. Dr. King died for this.”
That wasn’t in the “I Have A Dream” speech…but it should have been!!!
Hilarious!!!
I think he know he is setting himself up for so many punchline jokes. Like how his chicken is clean to the bone and Cruella is looking like “What is this?”
See people, I only eat chicken wings with the finest white womens….
lol for some reason this reminds me of the colonel from undercover brother
M.B’s thought bubble – Sarah P. advised me about the dark meat bones, she is so wacky sometimes.
H.C’s thought bubble – If she thinks this bone is clean, it’s gonna be ON! Mile-High Club AND a White Woman at the sametime.. Pizza Pizza B*****s!
Before the sexual harassment news H.C. bubble-”I’m teaching her about the joy of putting my meat in her mouth”
After the sexual harassment news H.C. bubble- “Hope she don’t say anything about that other meat I offered her.”
M.B. bubble- “I’m about to get my Sarah Palin on.”