The Most Lightskinned Move Ever

S-Curl Ad Screenshot

Last weekend I sat at my desk and wondered “What is the most stereotypically light skinned thing you could ever do?” Then, the ad above happened. I am totally sending my picture in to the S-Curl people. I could be this generation’s Stoney Jackson!

The best part about it is that I don’t use anything remotely greasy on my hair, so they don’t even have to put the product on me before taking my picture for the side of the box. The disclaimer could say “YOU TOO could have hair like this…If someone from Leon’s father’s side of the family happened to have gotten your mother pregnant. If not, results may vary.”

Go ahead and laugh now. We’ll see who’s laughing once I’m striking a way-too-serious pose on the side of a box in your local drugstore this time next year.

Bask in my glossy -flossy glory!

Bask in my glossy -flossy glory!

Actually, I’ll be laughing harder than anyone if that happens.

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5 Responses to “The Most Lightskinned Move Ever”

  1. laughing808 13. Jun, 2013 at 3:10 pm #


  2. VA 14. Jun, 2013 at 12:34 pm #


  3. Sheila 20. Jun, 2013 at 1:00 am #

    LOL!!! This NEEDS to happen!!! And once it does, I’m coming for an autograph, man!

  4. cheechee 07. Aug, 2013 at 7:05 pm #

    Off the chain funnnnnnnnnnnnnny !!!!

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