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Stop Pointing at People

Stop Pointing at People

I can’t stand folks who point at people. I have a couple of friends who, when drunk, have this horrible habit of pointing directly at women they are attracted to and saying something along the lines of “That one right there; she’s hot! I want her…” I think the thing that bothers me the most […]

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Cleaning Up My Act (Literally)

Over the past few weeks, I have been reviewing and editing the content of my blog. I have written close to 2,000 entries, which is an impressive feat, and makes this task a daunting one. The down side to being so prolific over the years is that I can visibly chart my growth as a […]

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Since We’re Still Here

It appears that those Mayan apocalyptic predictions have not come to pass. Then again, I’m no expert on spirituality, so maybe they did. If so, that means my personal version of Hell is that of a struggle blogger. If this is the case, then eternal damnation is not as bad as they make it sound […]

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12-12-12

As I sat here trying to remember what I did on 11/11/11, it dawned on me: I didn’t give a damn about that day either. 12/12/12 is just another Wednesday to me, albeit a Wednesday that looks kind of cool when written down. It’s 9PM right now and no Mayan doomsday scenarios have come to pass, which […]

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Inappropriate Photo Friday, 2-10-12

Inappropriate Photo Friday, 2-10-12

I hope whomever made this Bishop Eddie Long Valentine is wearing something light & comfortable, because it’s gonna be pretty hot where he or she is going! That said, I probably made my down payment on a ticket to Hell from the simple fact that I cannot stop laughing at it. The “hungry eyes” expression […]

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New Header Week Day 2 – Billy Dee Style

New Header Week Day 2 – Billy Dee Style

Yesterday I pushed the limits of good taste with my Sistine Chapel header. Today, I’m keeping it sexy. Don’t let the smooth taste fool you! Just to clarify, I am not advertising Colt 45 Malt Liquor. Nor am I co-signing the jheri curl belonging to Billy Dee Williams circa the early-to-mid 1980s. I’m just paying […]

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You Know What Really Grinds My Gears Recap

You Know What Really Grinds My Gears Recap

I am proud to announce that You Know What Really Grinds My Gears, my collaboration with DJ Roz of Champion Sounds, was a success. Last Tuesday marked the first open-forum karaoke-style airing of the grievances in the history of..ever. My only fear of hosting what amounted to an open-mic rant session was that there would […]

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