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Let Manti Te’o Live

Let Manti Te’o Live

Quite frankly, I am tired of hearing about Manti Te’o and his fake-me-out girlfriend. I understand why people are captivated with this story, because it is all kinds of convoluted and for lack of a better word, strange. Some reports back up Te’o’s claim of being scammed, while others make him look like the scam […]

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Falcon The Balloon Boy

Andy Warhol was right: “In the future everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.” When Andy said this, it leads me to believe that his spectacles allowed him to look into the future. The very moment before he made his quote, I believe he fixed his gaze upon little Falcon Heene, the balloon boy. […]

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The Victim Is As Guilty As The Theif, Huh?

Today’s “Shut ‘Cho Ponk Ass Up” award goes out to Nigerian high commissioner Sunday Olu Agbi. I was reading the news earlier today, and this fool Sunday had the nerve to say that people who fall for those Nigerian e-mail scams are greedy and should be jailed. Granted, folks who fall for those scams are […]

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The More E-Mail Addresses I Have

…The more people want to “give” me money. Who knew that the key to winning the European Lottery was to start new mailing addresses? Apparently, they’ve been trying to reach me at my Project Mayhem address for three months. I’ve only had the damned address for about three weeks now. I think I’m going to answer […]

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I Have Been Swagger Jacked

The other day, one of my readers (also named Leon) brought my attention to a plagarist who has been stealing entire entries of mine. As many of you know, this is about the third or fourth time that I have caught someone plagarizing my jokes and antecdotes on life experiences, attempting to pass it off as his […]

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Mr. Fix-It

Mr. Fix-It

What’s up everybody, I have been pretty busy the last couple of days, and I did not realize that the photos in the blog about my cousin T and his outfit weighed down the page. Hopefully, that issue has been resolved now that I made the images smaller. I want to publicly thank everyone who […]

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How Many Rich Dead Nigerians Want To Leave YOU Their Fortunes?

I know I’m not the only one getting the e-mails. They start out something like: Dear Beloved, Due to the sudden death of my husband General Abacha the former head of state of Nigeria in June 1998, I have been thrown into a state of hopelessness by the present administration.I have lost confidence with anybody […]

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