Al Qaeda Attempting To Use The Race Card

Upon hearing the news that Al Qaeda’s second in-command had the nerve to call Barack Obama a house negro, I instantly remembered why I’ll never ever be able to be the president of these United States. Despite that oh-so regal header image at the top of my page, my first reaction would not have been very presidential. Had this guy tried to call me out like that, I would have taken one good look at Ayman al-Zawahiri,

Thought about the fact that this guy had the nerve to try to use a video clip of Malcolm X to illustrate his point,…then said these two words in response:

“NIGGA PLEASE.”

Seriously, where does this fool get off calling anybody a house negro? al-Zawahiri can’t relate to the struggle of a black man in America. Plain and simple, this guy is trying to play mind games, yet he has no idea about the depth and complexity of the can of worms that he’s attempting to open. There is so much that I could say to elaborate on how insulting the view that this guy expressed is to me, but I don’t want to get too long-winded. I’ll try to sum it up like this: This guy’s sentiments basically say that to be black and work hard to achieve the kind of success that white people have for generations makes you a sellout, so stay in your place with the rest of your kind.

I would personally beat the beard off that old motherf*cker if he were to ever try to tell me that I’m not black enough to my face! If he were to ever get captured, the government should send his ass to REAL prison in the states, and let him share a cell with some crazy Adebisi from Oz-looking inmate. We’ll see how much social commentary he tries to make under those circumstances. That, or just drop him off in the roughest hood you can think of, wearing a t-shirt with his “house negro” comments printed on the front. He’d get robbed, beaten and probably taunted for good measure. Someone would make a doo-rag out of his turban, or lock him in a basement and make an Al Qaeda-like videotape of him being forced to eat bacon, chitterlings and greens cooked in fatback, then put that sh*t on YouTube.

I’m not advocating violence, or trying to disrespect anyone’s religion. I just want this guy to understand how stupid his little low-budget video was. Ayman al-Zawahiri is this week’s recipient of the Pookie Award for Crackhead Excellence. His golden crackhead is currently being shipped to the Al-Jazeera headquarters.

Two Blogger Events Of Note

DC area bloggers, there are two events of interest to let you know about. The first being the DC Blogger meetup, tonight at RFD. Go to http://blog.meetup.com/99/ for details.

Friday, three of the area’s best, Arjewtino, Roosh and Lemmonex have organized a Blogger Happy Hour on Friday, November 21 at Bourbon in Adams Morgan. Read about it here, and feel free to come through and party with the man, the myth, the LEON.

McDonalds Goes R&B On Us

This commercial cracks me up for the mere fact that it almost sounds like a half-assed album cut from a real R&B artist, as opposed to a commercial about McNuggets. I know one thing, I would have put her fine ass out in the rain if she came to my house and couldn’t at least share one nugget with me!

This commercial reminds me of the Cheatin’ skit on Little Brother’s The Minstrel Show album. Mainly because it’s also funny due to the fact that it sounds like a formulaic R&B song.

Changes

Over the course of this week, the site will be going through some cosmetic changes. I ealize that I got a little lazy as far as the way that this site looks, so I’m going to ease my way into something acceptible.

The first thing that had to go was the header with the 70’s folks cursing each other out. I took it down for two reasons:

1.) It slowed down my page as far as loading time

2.) It scared away old people and church folks. Now, holy rollers can look at my fake-me-out Obama picture, and at least read a few entries first, before being shocked and disgusted.

I also turned my “Testimonials” page into a “Press” page, in order to put all of the writing accomplishments in one place. This way, folks can come here and realize that being an internet geek can actually gain one recognition from mainstream media. Vast sums of money? I haven’t figured that part out yet…but I’m working on it.

I’d love to get feedback on what you all like about the way the site is presented, and what you dislike about it. Right now, I know that content is this site’s strength. Once it’s visually up to par, there will be no stopping me!

Yes, that last sentence hinted at a Napoleonic complex…but it’s really not the case. I’m tall enough where I need to be.  Ask your lady.

:)

Leon’s Worst Movies Ever List

On my Facebook page, I placed the above photo of Stoney Jackson recently to amuse my friends. Unfortunately, this led one of them to mention the abomination that is the movie Trippin’ since Stoney played a stuttering thug in the film.Trippin’ was easily one of the worst movies that I’ve ever seen, so just the thought of it made me cringe. I’m the type of guy who can watch bad movies, just to laugh at how bad they are, but occcasionally a film comes along that is so horrible that it flat-out angers me for stealing an hour or two from my life.

I next wondered how many other films were so bad, that it pained me to watch them. As a public service announcement for the benefit of your retinas, I have compiled a list of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, in no particular order:    

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Clutch Magazine Interview

I recently did an interview with Clutch Magazine. Stop by and check it out!

ListenToLeon Clutch Magazine Interview

I thought it was pretty good. Then again, it’s about me, so of course I’m going to like it. You should just take your stankin’ ass over there to read it so that you can form your own opinion.

All congratulatory praise, expressions of jealousy and offers of post-birthday sex can be left in the comments section. Thanks in advance!

Speaking of Silly 90s Sitcom Comedy…

I still laugh at the memory of this song John Witherspoon sang on “The Wayans Bros” with his band, The Temptones:

“When my love goes BANG! BANG! BANG!”